The Chronicles of the Drive-Thru Hostage

When Your Convenience Becomes Everyone Else’s Inconvenience I’ve come to the conclusion that we’ve completely lost our understanding of what a drive-thru is supposed to accomplish. The concept seems relatively simple. You drive up. You conduct a transaction. You drive away. The entire purpose is convenience and efficiency. At least, that’s what I thought. Apparently, … More The Chronicles of the Drive-Thru Hostage

The Chronicles: They Stole My Hamburger, Part II

Apparently, I’m Not Qualified to Invent Lunch A few days ago, I had an idea. Not just any idea. An idea so remarkably simple that I couldn’t believe a multibillion-dollar corporation hadn’t already thought of it. So, I did what any reasonable person recovering from surgery with time on their hands would do. I submitted … More The Chronicles: They Stole My Hamburger, Part II