The Chronicles of the Drive-Thru Hostage

When Your Convenience Becomes Everyone Else’s Inconvenience I’ve come to the conclusion that we’ve completely lost our understanding of what a drive-thru is supposed to accomplish. The concept seems relatively simple. You drive up. You conduct a transaction. You drive away. The entire purpose is convenience and efficiency. At least, that’s what I thought. Apparently, … More The Chronicles of the Drive-Thru Hostage

The Chronicles of the Broken Blinker

I have recently concluded that there are only three possibilities. America is suffering from a catastrophic shortage of turn-signal bulbs. Nobody remembers what the little stick on the left side of the steering column does. Or we have collectively decided that where we’re going is nobody else’s damn business. I don’t know which one concerns … More The Chronicles of the Broken Blinker