Ever wish you could just hand out applications for the position of “your partner?” Dating apps have so many serious shortcomings, and have made people so jaded that in some ways they do more harm than good. So, let’s have a little fun the old fashioned way. If you think this is cute, feel free to copy it and hand it out, but I wouldn’t expect a lot of people willing to fill it out! Enjoy!!
Thank you for your interest in this exclusive opportunity.
Please complete all sections honestly. Incomplete applications will be returned to sender.
📋 Section 1: Basic Information
1. Full Legal Name: ________________________________________
2. Age: _____________
3. Height: _____________
4. Fitness Level (1–10): _____________ (1 = “I walk to the fridge,” 10 = “I can outrun Troy on a trail”)
5. Current Occupation: ________________________________________
6. Do you have any dependents (human or canine)?: ________________________________________
❤️ Section 2: Relationship Philosophy
1. What does a healthy relationship look like to you?
2. What are your deal-breakers?
3. Describe how you handle conflict without yelling, manipulation, or ghosting.
4. What role does faith play in your life?
5. Are you comfortable building a relationship slowly, with honesty and transparency, instead of playing games?
🏋️♂️ Section 3: Lifestyle Compatibility
1. How do you feel about fitness and staying active?
2. Describe your ideal weekend plans.
3. Are you comfortable sharing your life with a well-loved dog who may be slightly spoiled?
4. Do you have any unhealthy coping habits you’re working on (e.g., excessive drinking, drugs, chronic avoidance)?
5. Would you be open to supporting each other’s goals (books, business, personal development)?
🧠 Section 4: Emotional Intelligence & Growth
1. Are you willing to communicate openly, even when it’s uncomfortable?
2. How do you process stress or disappointment?
3. Do you believe in personal growth and taking responsibility for your actions?
4. Describe a time you overcame something difficult and what you learned.
5. What does loyalty mean to you?
🕊️ Section 5: Faith and Values
1. Do you believe in God or a higher purpose? Please elaborate.
2. How important is spiritual connection in a relationship?
3. Are you open to prayer, reflection, or attending church?
4. What are your core values?
👨👩👧👦 Section 6: Family & Future
1. Do you have children?
☐ Yes
☐ No
If yes, please share anything you’d like about them:
2. Do you desire to have children in the future?
☐ Yes
☐ No
☐ Unsure
3. What kind of parent do you aspire to be (or are you already)?
4. How important is extended family involvement in your life?
5. What family traditions or values are most important to you?
6. Are you open to building a home centered on love, faith, and shared purpose?
😂 Section 7: Just for Fun
1. If we were in a zombie apocalypse, what skill would you contribute to the survival team?
2. What’s your secret talent?
3. How do you feel about dad jokes?
4. What’s the best meal you can cook?
5. Would you rather spend a Saturday night cuddling with Shiloh or at a loud club?
🕰️ Optional Bonus Question
Where do you see yourself in five years, and how could we grow together in that vision?
✍️ Section 8: Signature and Commitment
By signing this application, you acknowledge that:
✅ You are ready for a relationship rooted in authenticity, respect, faith, and mutual support.
✅ You value the idea of building a loving, stable family environment.
✅ You understand that the person you are applying to believes in honest partnership and creating a purposeful life together.
Applicant Signature: ________________________________________
Date: ______________________
Troy P Zehnder 