The Chronicles of the Drive-Thru Hostage

When Your Convenience Becomes Everyone Else’s Inconvenience I’ve come to the conclusion that we’ve completely lost our understanding of what a drive-thru is supposed to accomplish. The concept seems relatively simple. You drive up. You conduct a transaction. You drive away. The entire purpose is convenience and efficiency. At least, that’s what I thought. Apparently, … More The Chronicles of the Drive-Thru Hostage

The Chronicles of the Broken Blinker

I have recently concluded that there are only three possibilities. America is suffering from a catastrophic shortage of turn-signal bulbs. Nobody remembers what the little stick on the left side of the steering column does. Or we have collectively decided that where we’re going is nobody else’s damn business. I don’t know which one concerns … More The Chronicles of the Broken Blinker

Christianity Was Never Meant to Be Harmless

There is a version of Christianity being presented today that increasingly bothers me. It is a Christianity that never confronts. Never challenges. Never resists. Never draws a line. It is polite, agreeable, accommodating, and above all else, harmless. And usually, the justification comes from Scripture. Love your neighbor. Love your enemies. Pray for those who … More Christianity Was Never Meant to Be Harmless

The Chronicles: They Stole My Hamburger, Part II

Apparently, I’m Not Qualified to Invent Lunch A few days ago, I had an idea. Not just any idea. An idea so remarkably simple that I couldn’t believe a multibillion-dollar corporation hadn’t already thought of it. So, I did what any reasonable person recovering from surgery with time on their hands would do. I submitted … More The Chronicles: They Stole My Hamburger, Part II

The Chronicles of the Unemployed Man: They Stole My Hamburger

I did something today that may eventually make someone very wealthy. Unfortunately, I have a strong suspicion that someone will not be me. I submitted a new product idea to a major fast-food company. I’m not going to tell you which company. I’m not going to tell you what the product is. And I’m definitely … More The Chronicles of the Unemployed Man: They Stole My Hamburger